Dear Morning Sickness,
As much as I have loved having you around lately.....the first trimester is almost over. You've def been loyal and by my side for the last month. But its time for you to move on and pester some other poor pregnant woman. This is your official 2 weeks notice. I'm sorry, but in 2 weeks, I expect that you will have packed your bags and left. Don't bother trying to stick around. I would just like to part ways peacefully. Thanks for your understanding and cooperation. Take it easy on me for the next 2 weeks. You're fired.
Sincerely,
your employer
Rachel
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